Readers, we’re calling upon you once again to settle something, once and for all.
A Suck My Guac reader, Clay, seems to have a serious problem with Kate (Here and Here). We can’t understand why. Or to be more precise, why only Kate? And actually, why be a hater at all, Clay? Maybe it’s just our Californianess talking, but chill bra.
But then we thought, maybe Kate sucks. Hopefully we can put this to rest once and for all.
15 responses so far ↓
rao // March 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm |
Isn’t the point of this blog that you are trying to suck? albeit on avacados, but still. This poll seems like a lose-lose.
Jamie // March 18, 2009 at 7:05 pm |
There’s sucking and then there’s sucking if you know what I mean. I guess maybe a better name for the poll would be Is Kate an Enormous Bitch-Ass-Ho-Face. But valid point.
Jessica // March 18, 2009 at 7:06 pm |
I think “Clay” is the guy who was overlooked on 6th street and is just bitter about it. Anyone?
Jessica // March 18, 2009 at 7:11 pm |
Why does is say that we posted at 7:03, 7:05, and 7:06 pm? It’s as if we’re in Italy before Day Light Savings…
Jamie // March 18, 2009 at 7:14 pm |
WordPress operates on GMT. No idea why.
rao // March 18, 2009 at 7:36 pm |
the topic of bitch-ass-ho-face-d-ness is an different question entirely. i demand a re-vote.
Michelle // March 18, 2009 at 8:34 pm |
We really must define ’suck’ before a proper vote can be made.
gkny // March 18, 2009 at 3:09 pm |
I’ve never even met Kate and I can tell she does not suck!
I keep staring at that sentence and no matter which way I look at it, it looks wrong.
tom // March 18, 2009 at 3:38 pm |
i voted yes.
clay // March 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm |
hi kate. clay here. you don’t suck, you just have a very skewed view on life, men, self-confidence, etc.
i think you need an attitude adjustment, or a step stool to help you get down from your pedestal. but that’s just my opinion. cheers
Jamie // March 19, 2009 at 1:41 pm |
How did he know you were short?
Cory // March 19, 2009 at 1:52 pm |
Poor Clay. This boy has clearly been rejected far too many times by beautiful intelligent girls like Kate.
Jacob // March 19, 2009 at 2:19 pm |
Clay’s a huge douche. But he’s soooo mysterious! Kinda like Murder she Wrote, but completely different! Kate prob just sucks guacs though
Lacey // March 20, 2009 at 8:27 am |
This Clay character is very interesting. Clearly the highlight of his life is following SMG. Be flattered??
Maya // March 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm |
Kate,
my first comment. Obvi an avid reader. I don’t know who Clay is…but HOW DOES HE KNOW YOU ARE SHORT!?
You don’t suck obvi. you are awesome, keep writing!